A Snip of Wisdom #8

Apparently, flies take off backwards from resting positions. Swat at flies so they cannot escape, and your life will be full … of dead flies.

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A Snip of Wisdom #7

If you wake up with a bloody nose, tilt your head forward for 15 minutes and sit down. If you tip backwards you will get blood in your stomach, and you might throw up. NOT SO PRETTY

A Snip of Wisdom #6

If you even suspect you have too much cilantro, you actually have way too much cilantro.

A Snip of Wisdom #5

Always feed your friends.

A Snip of Wisdom #4

Sometimes you can’t help what people think of you. Even if you try to change their mind, what people want to believe, they will.

A Snip of Wisdom #3

No matter how hard you try not to, you may end up breaking a few hearts. The only way to make it better is to mend someone else’s.

A Snip of Wisdom #2

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of flying.

There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

… DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY

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A Snip of Wisdom #1

Never refuse a breath mint, no matter who is offering

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